Ask the Internet

Are you a smiling machine?

Do you like dining out?

Is whole less than a half?

Have you ever spied on your neighbors?

Does poison expire?

Can you eat lunch for breakfast?

Do you consider yourself funny?

Have you ever said I love you to your teacher?

Do you shower three times in a day?

Have you ever fallen asleep at school or work?

Did you enjoy your first kiss?

Would you ever want to be president of the United States?

Do you pee in the shower?

Is God real?

If you broke an egg, can you put it back together?

Have you ever peed yourself?

Are you good at keeping secrets?

Have you ever been in Paris?

Have you gained weight lately?

Are apples red?