Ask the Internet

Would you mind being given $1000 for free?

Have you ever won a contest?

Have you ever tasted a booger?

If you daydream at night, is it called nightdream?

Can you grow a mustache on your foot?

Do you think hate is a form of love?

Can you be a lawyer?

Do you recycle?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark?

Can you run from your problems?

Do you cry when hurt?

Can you stand on one foot?

Do you cook?

Is a car faster than a bicycle?

Do you think that aliens exist?

Do you ever pick your nose when you think nobody is watching?

Are you messy?

Are wild animals dangerous?

Do fish have necks?

Do you consider yourself funny?