Are you lazy?

Have you ever gone more than a year without sex?

Are there 80 minutes in an hour?

Can you do laundry?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

If you broke an egg, can you put it back together?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Did George Washington own a computer?

Do you want to have children?

Do you ever pick your nose when you think nobody is watching?

Can you see your nose?

Do get up early every morning?

Is drilling for oil boring?

Have you slept under your bed?

Have you ever spent the night sleeping by the toilet?

Do you sleep earlier than 8 pm?

Have you ever flirted with someone you didn’t like for attention?

Have you ever tasted a booger?

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

Do you drink coke?

Does poison expire?