Are you lazy?

Is a brick heavier than a feather?

Can you stand on one foot?

Do you sing in the shower?

Is the Pope catholic?

Do you want to have children?

Are you a preacher?

Can you touch your tongue to your nose?

Do you ever talk to your pets?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Do you mind giving out one million dollars?

Are airplanes slow?

Is the sky blue?

Are you a thief?

Would you ever have a pet pig?

Do you wash your hands before eating?

Would you be happy if you died tomorrow?

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

Have you slept under your bed?

Are you lazy?