Do you even shower every day?

Do elephants run fast?

Do you shower three times in a day?

Are you an angel?

Do you lie?

Have you ever farted in an elevator?

Can you read a picture book?

Have you ever gone more than a year without sex?

Are band-aids used for healing?

Do you have many friends?

Are you still a virgin?

Do you consider yourself funny?

Do you go to school?

Do you like handsome people?

Does the sun move?

Do you sleep hugging stuffed animals?

Do horses wear socks?

Can you eat lunch for breakfast?

Do you have a job?

Are flags fun?

Can you remember what you ate for dinner last night?