Do you have a tatoo?

Do you sing silly songs to your pets?

Is a car faster than a bicycle?

Are you talkative?

Have you ever farted in an elevator?

Do you like teddy bears?

Are some smells funny?

Is a week longer than a month?

Do you read before bed?

Do you cry when hurt?

Do horses wear socks?

Do you like school?

Do you drink coke?

Have you ever snuck into somewhere forbidden?

Do you eat frogs?

Do fish have necks?

Do you drink coffee?

If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Are band-aids used for healing?

Does poison expire?

Have you ever gone more than a year without sex?