Do elephants run fast?

Have you ever fallen asleep at school or work?

Is drilling for oil boring?

Do you ever talk to yourself?

Do you consider yourself funny?

Do you help fold laundry?

Is a car bigger than a person?

Can you speak French?

Do you have a favorite snack?

Can you fry vegetables in a pan?

Do they make deer flavored tiger food?

Do monkeys even eat people?

Does all life have meaning?

Have you ever won a contest?

Can pigs walk on two feet?

Do you celebrate birthdays?

Ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

Do astronauts work in grocery stores?

Are you a feminist?

Do you have scissors at home?

Is Santa Claus real?