Ask the Internet

Do penguins have knees?

Can you help a friend in trouble?

Are you a reliable friend?

Are you male?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you have a piggy bank?

Can you cry underwater?

Do you like having eye contact with someone?

Do you sleep hugging stuffed animals?

Do you have an imaginary friend?

Does poison expire?

Is a brick heavier than a feather?

Have you ever gone more than 24 hours without eating?

Have you ever heard in on your parents having sex?

Can you fry vegetables in a pan?

Do you have a job?

Can you sleep in the day time?

Can you stay awake all night?

Do they make deer flavored tiger food?

Do you consider yourself funny?