Do you sing in the shower?

Does Tuesday always come after Monday?

Do you like paint balling?

Can you do laundry?

Is a car faster than a bicycle?

Does poison expire?

Have you ever spied on your neighbors?

Have you ever found something so funny you couldn’t stop laughing?

Can pigs walk on two feet?

Do you have a job?

Is the moon hotter than the sun?

Are you talkative?

Have you slept under your bed?

Can you grow a mustache on your foot?

Do you play in the rain?

Are you a snitch?

Have you ever snuck into somewhere forbidden?

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

Can you eat lunch for breakfast?

Do you ever talk to your pets?

Do you consider yourself funny?