Do you sleep hugging stuffed animals?

If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Are you a reliable friend?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Do you think a mirror has a color?

Can you see in the dark?

Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?

Is a car faster than a bicycle?

Can you read a picture book?

Do you like piña coladas?

Have you ever snuck into somewhere forbidden?

Can you cry under water?

Are you messy?

Are you a smiling machine?

Do you like McDonalds?

Should you delete your browsing history?

Do you wash your hands before eating?

Have you slept under your bed?

Do you ever talk to your pets?

Have you ever flirted with someone you didn’t like for attention?

Do you help fold laundry?