Would you invite a clown to dinner?

Have you ever spied on your neighbors?

Do you have a fireplace at home?

Does your best friend have long hair?

Do you have a hidden talent?

Do shoes go over socks?

Is cereal soup?

Can you read a picture book?

Does all life have meaning?

Do you drink coke?

Did George Washington own a computer?

Do you sing silly songs to your pets?

Are you sensitive to other people’s feelings?

Do you have many friends?

Can you touch your tongue to your nose?

Do you like piña coladas?

Do you think men and women are equal?

Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?

Did you have a crush on your school teacher?

Is chess considered a sport?

Can you grow a mustache on your foot?