Are you currently doing something you love?

Have you ever peed yourself?

Do you sing silly songs to your pets?

Have you ever passed out in a public place?

Is there a TV in your room?

Do cats all speak the same language?

Do shoes go over socks?

Have you ever lied about your age?

Have you ever flirted with someone you didn’t like for attention?

Does poison expire?

Would you invite a clown to dinner?

Do you like school?

Are you sensitive to other people’s feelings?

Have you ever smoked?

Is there an annoying color to you?

Are you generous?

Do you even shower every day?

Are some smells funny?

Do you have a job?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Are you proud of yourself?