Are you messy?

Do you sing silly songs to your pets?

Is the sky blue?

Did you see a fog?

Can you see Mars from your window?

Have you ever caught your parents having sex?

Are you a feminist?

Were you dropped from heaven?

If you daydream at night, is it called nightdream?

Do you dance when you’re by yourself?

Have you ever gone more than a year without sex?

Do you do yoga?

Can you stand on one foot?

Do you help fold laundry?

Can you run from your problems?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Do you like cursing?

Have you ever kissed a picture?

Can you cry under water?

Do you even shower every day?

Have you ever slept with a complete stranger?