Do you help fold laundry?

Do you like piña coladas?

Do you celebrate birthdays?

Do you eat eggs?

If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Can pigs walk on two feet?

Are you male?

Have you ever won a contest?

If you have boiling water, is it hot?

Have you ever snuck into somewhere forbidden?

Do you like borrowing people money?

Do you have nightmares?

Do you shower three times in a day?

Do you live in Paris?

Is there life after death?

Can you wear a tie?

Do you have a job?

Is chess considered a sport?

Can you eat lunch for breakfast?

Are you selfish?

Do monkeys even eat people?