Do penguins have knees?

Have you peed in the woods?

Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?

Are you a fun person?

Do teachers help you learn?

Can money buy happiness?

Ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

Is whole less than a half?

Are you talkative?

Are you afraid of the dark?

Does poison expire?

Have you ever spied on your neighbors?

Do you chew soup?

Are you female?

Is there a wrong thing that sounds right?

If a troll lived under a bridge, would you cross it?

Are you a preacher?

Can you grow a mustache on your foot?

Are there any crash courses for pilots?

If you meet an attractive ghost, would you date them?

Do you have any regrets?