Have you ever smoked?

Do you get along with your parents?

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

Have you ever gone more than a year without sex?

Do you like socializing?

Have you ever gone more than 24 hours without eating?

Do you eat snails?

Do they make deer flavored tiger food?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark?

Do you eat lunch every day?

Have you ever burped in the middle of a kiss?

Are you intelligent?

Is rain wet?

Is there life after death?

Do you still believe in Santa?

Do you wash your hands before eating?

If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Can you stand on one foot?

Do you like coffee?

Do you have bad breath?

Are you a preacher?