Is the sky actually blue?

Are you a preacher?

Is there a ninth planet?

Have you ever won a contest?

Can you wear a tie?

Do you ever pick your nose when you think nobody is watching?

Do you ever talk to your pets?

Would you ever have a friend with benefits?

Do penguins have knees?

Do you have a job?

Do you cry often?

Have you ever flirted with someone you didn’t like for attention?

Do you drink coke?

Do elephants run fast?

Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?

Do you believe in past lives?

Have you ever been lost in a city?

Are you a snitch?

Do you dance when you’re by yourself?

Is China the new world leader?

Would you be happy if you died tomorrow?