Are you an angel?

Do you consider yourself funny?

Can a circle have corners?

Are there any crash courses for pilots?

Is a car faster than a bicycle?

Would you invite a clown to dinner?

Have you ever fainted from drinking so much?

Do you eat lunch every day?

Do you play in the rain?

Do they make deer flavored tiger food?

Can you do more than 100 pushups in 5 minutes?

Are you intelligent?

Did George Washington own a computer?

Do you even shower every day?

If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Do you cry often?

Are you comfortable in crowded spaces?

Can you see your nose?

Have you ever smoked?

Do you have many friends?