Are you a snitch?

Have you ever burped in the middle of a kiss?

Do you like cursing?

Are you female?

Have you slept under your bed?

Can a tiger be your pet?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Is Santa Claus real?

Have you ever smoked?

Would you ever have a pet pig?

Can you eat without a mouth?

Do you have an enemy?

Is whole less than a half?

Have you ever been in a fight?

Were you dropped from heaven?

Are band-aids used for healing?

If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Are you sensitive to other people’s feelings?

Are there any crash courses for pilots?

Do you like borrowing people money?

Do you think people can change?