Are you generous?

Do you lie?

Have you ever fallen off your bike in front of other people?

Is New York City small?

Are you a thief?

Can you speak French?

Do you have a job?

Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?

Do you like McDonalds?

Are you sensitive to other people’s feelings?

Have you ever been in a fight?

Have you ever flirted with someone you didn’t like for attention?

Can you vomit in public place?

Do you read before bed?

Do astronauts work in grocery stores?

Can you eat without a mouth?

Do shoes go over socks?

Have you ever won a contest?

Do you even shower every day?

If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Do you like coffee?