Are you still a virgin?

Do you go to school?

Is a week longer than a month?

Does poison expire?

Do you like coffee?

Are you single?

Would you mind being given $1000 for free?

Are you lazy?

Have you ever flirted with someone you didn’t like for attention?

Is cereal soup?

Are you a smiling machine?

Can pigs walk on two feet?

Have you ever fired a gun?

Do they make deer flavored tiger food?

Do you sing silly songs to your pets?

Do you play in the rain?

Do you drink coffee?

Have you ever won a contest?

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

Have you ever passed out in a public place?

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?