Are you still a virgin?

Have you gained weight lately?

Do you help fold laundry?

Do you love watching horror movies?

Are you male?

Have you ever caught your parents having sex?

Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?

If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Are you generous?

Are some smells funny?

Do you pee in the shower?

Are you a clean person?

Can you explain what ‘okay’ means?

Is a week longer than a month?

Do you ever talk to yourself?

Can you tie your shoes?

Do you eat chicken?

Do horses wear socks?

Do you go to school?

Is the sky blue?

Do teachers help you learn?