Can you read a picture book?

Are you a smiling machine?

Have you ever had to run from the police?

Do you ever talk to yourself?

Are you a clean person?

Are violins and pianos musical instruments?

Do you frequently use Twitter?

Are you generous?

Have you ever smoked?

Do you like coffee?

Are you a fun person?

Can pigs walk on two feet?

Are airplanes slow?

If you broke an egg, can you put it back together?

Have you ever fallen asleep at school or work?

Would you mind being given $1000 for free?

Is drilling for oil boring?

Ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

Do you sing silly songs to your pets?

Can you tie your shoes?

Are you sensitive to other people’s feelings?