Have you ever tried drugs?

Is the sky actually blue?

Are apples red?

Is a week longer than a month?

Can you eat lunch for breakfast?

Have you ever caught your parents having sex?

Do you help fold laundry?

Would you invite a clown to dinner?

Are you good at keeping secrets?

Would you be happy if you died tomorrow?

Are flags fun?

Do you have nightmares?

Do you cry often?

Have you ever gone more than 24 hours without eating?

Do butterflies run fast?

Is there a ninth planet?

Do you get along with your parents?

Do you ever talk to your pets?

Can you do more than 100 pushups in 5 minutes?

Are you a reliable friend?

Are you afraid of staying home alone?