Do you celebrate birthdays?

Can you wear a tie?

Do you watch lots of TV?

Do monkeys even eat people?

Do you like pizza?

Do you like cuddling?

Do you like teddy bears?

Have you gained weight lately?

Are you single?

Are you a smiling machine?

Do you consider yourself funny?

Do you have a fireplace at home?

Can you stand on one foot?

Have you ever been lost in a city?

Do you ever talk to your pets?

Would you invite a clown to dinner?

Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?

Do teachers help you learn?

Would you vote for Trump?

Would you kiss a frog?

Do you dance when you’re by yourself?