Do you believe in ghosts?

Can you speak French?

Do monkeys even eat people?

Is New York City small?

Can you eat without a mouth?

Did you ever eat something that was inedible?

Do you sleep hugging stuffed animals?

Is chess considered a sport?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Are you a smiling machine?

Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?

Are airplanes slow?

Do you like school?

Do you consider yourself funny?

Do elephants run fast?

Is there a TV in your room?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you drink coffee?

Are you still a virgin?

Is rain wet?

Do fish get thirsty?