Is there a ninth planet?

Have you ever caught your parents having sex?

Do you sing silly songs to your pets?

Do you like school?

Do you lick your plate?

Are you intelligent?

Can you tie your shoes?

Have you ever passed out in a public place?

Do horses wear socks?

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

Can blind people see their dreams?

Do you live in a house?

Are you a thief?

Are apples red?

Have you ever burped in the middle of a kiss?

Do penguins have knees?

Do you still believe in Santa?

Does all life have meaning?

Do you eat snails?

Do you eat eggs?

Do you have any regrets?