Is there a ninth planet?

Do you like borrowing people money?

Can you eat without a mouth?

Are apples red?

Do you cry when hurt?

Is rain wet?

Are you messy?

Do you consider yourself funny?

If you have boiling water, is it hot?

Do you think you are a good person?

Do you like to work while listening to music?

Have you ever tried drugs?

Can you cheat in a game of cards?

Are you talkative?

Have you ever spent the night sleeping by the toilet?

Have you ever flirted with someone you didn’t like for attention?

If you meet an attractive ghost, would you date them?

Do you like cursing?

Have you ever farted in an elevator?

Is a car bigger than a person?

Are you proud of yourself?