Do you ever talk to your pets?

Does all life have meaning?

Are airplanes slow?

Can you stay awake all night?

Do you have a piggy bank?

Can you speak French?

Can you cry under water?

Do you have many friends?

Are you sensitive to other people’s feelings?

Is a week longer than a month?

Ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

Are you male?

Can you freeze orange juice?

Are you scared of horror movies?

Do you celebrate birthdays?

Can you do laundry?

Do you chew soup?

Do you like teddy bears?

Do you help fold laundry?

Do they make deer flavored tiger food?

Do you read before bed?