Do you ever talk to your pets?

Are you female?

Can you see your nose?

Do monkeys even eat people?

Do you like pizza?

Do you consider yourself funny?

Are you a thief?

Do horses wear socks?

Do you think hate is a form of love?

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

Is New York City small?

Have you ever lied about your age?

Are airplanes slow?

Do you have a sister?

Do you celebrate birthdays?

Have you ever forgotten an anniversary?

Can you run for long distances?

Is a screwdriver a tool?

Does all life have meaning?

Are you talkative?

Can you wear pajama’s to school / work?