Do you cry often?

Do you act first, questions later?

Are some smells funny?

Are you a reliable friend?

Is there a wrong thing that sounds right?

Are you a feminist?

Is New York City small?

Can you stay awake all night?

Do you live in San Francisco?

Do you sing silly songs to your pets?

Do horses wear socks?

Is there a TV in your room?

Do you read before bed?

Do you like borrowing people money?

If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Do you lie?

Is the moon hotter than the sun?

Is chess considered a sport?

Are you a smiling machine?

Would you ever want to be president of the United States?

Can pigs walk on two feet?