Do you cry often?

Do you ever talk to yourself?

Can you freeze orange juice?

Have you ever been lost in the woods?

Have you ever cheated on a test?

If you have boiling water, is it hot?

Have you ever burped in the middle of a kiss?

Is cereal soup?

Do you make your bed in the morning?

Would you invite a clown to dinner?

Can you grow a mustache on your foot?

Do you like borrowing people money?

Is there a ninth planet?

Can you see Mars from your window?

Can you fry vegetables in a pan?

Do you sleep earlier than 8 pm?

Is God real?

Have you ever thrown up on an airplane or on a boat?

Are you proud of yourself?

Have you ever won a contest?

Are you a smiling machine?