Can you cry underwater?

Do you ever pick your nose when you think nobody is watching?

Are you lazy?

Do you think that aliens exist?

Are violins and pianos musical instruments?

Have you ever peed yourself?

Can you do more than 100 pushups in 5 minutes?

Do monkeys even eat people?

Do you read before bed?

Are you a fun person?

If a troll lived under a bridge, would you cross it?

Is your favorite color blue?

Do you consider yourself funny?

Can you fry vegetables in a pan?

Have you ever fallen asleep at school or work?

Would you mind being given $1000 for free?

Do you recycle?

Do you live in London?

Do you watch lots of TV?

Have you ever heard in on your parents having sex?

Do you act first, questions later?