Can you cry underwater?

Do you celebrate birthdays?

Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas?

Can pigs walk on two feet?

Have you ever tasted a booger?

Did you see a fog?

Is the Pope catholic?

Is drilling for oil boring?

Would you ever have a pet pig?

Are you a smiling machine?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Have you ever fired a gun?

Do you live in a house?

Have you ever gone more than a year without sex?

If something is tasty, is it bad?

Does all life have meaning?

Are you scared about flying on a plane?

Can you eat lunch for breakfast?

Are you comfortable in crowded spaces?

Have you ever fainted from drinking so much?

Do you have scissors at home?