Can you cry underwater?

Can you wear a tie?

Are you a feminist?

Have you ever been lost in a city?

Can you eat lunch for breakfast?

Do you think you are a good person?

Is chess considered a sport?

Did you enjoy your first kiss?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Do cats climb trees?

Do you ever talk to your pets?

Are apples red?

Do you celebrate birthdays?

Would you mind being given $1000 for free?

Are band-aids used for healing?

Have you ever spent the night sleeping by the toilet?

Do you have an imaginary friend?

Can you touch your tongue to your nose?

Are you single?

Can you eat without a mouth?

If violence is not the answer, is it the question?