Can you cry underwater?

Do you have a job?

Can you eat lunch for breakfast?

Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?

Would you mind being given $1000 for free?

Are some smells funny?

Do you pee in the shower?

Do you like this website?

Were you dropped from heaven?

Have you ever snuck into somewhere forbidden?

Are you scared of horror movies?

Can you stand on one foot?

Is a car bigger than a person?

Can you speak French?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Can you see your nose?

Are you a smiling machine?

Do you chew soup?

Does poison expire?

Do you consider yourself funny?

Are you talkative?