Do you cry when hurt?

Are you a smiling machine?

Are you female?

Do cats eat rat?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Do you have a job?

Are airplanes slow?

Did you see a fog?

Do you like pizza?

Do you eat frogs?

Have you ever heard in on your parents having sex?

Would you mind being given $1000 for free?

Have you ever kissed a picture?

Have you ever slept with a complete stranger?

Are you a clean person?

Do you have a piggy bank?

Can you sleep in the day time?

Do you have scissors at home?

Do you brush your teeth before bed?

If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Have you ever gone more than a year without sex?