If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Do you like borrowing people money?

Do you sing silly songs to your pets?

Are you sensitive to other people’s feelings?

Do you have many friends?

Do you watch lots of TV?

Is the nose the center of the face?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you love pets?

Would you ever want to be president of the United States?

Do you pee in the shower?

Are you an angel?

Do you write in a diary?

If you daydream at night, is it called nightdream?

Do you like Pegons?

Do you wash your hands before eating?

Do you think that aliens exist?

Have you ever burped in the middle of a kiss?

Is China the new world leader?

Have you ever gone more than a year without sex?

Would you ever have a friend with benefits?