If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Do you read before bed?

Have you ever caught your parents having sex?

Can you tie your shoes?

Is drilling for oil boring?

Have you ever said I love you to your teacher?

Have you ever tasted a booger?

Do you like red color?

Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?

Do you sing silly songs to your pets?

Do cats climb trees?

Have you slept under your bed?

Do most people in Brazil speak Spanish?

Do penguins have knees?

Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas?

Is a father older than his son?

Have you ever fallen asleep at school or work?

Do you consider yourself funny?

Are you messy?

Can you eat soup with a fork?

Have you ever burped in the middle of a kiss?