If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Is the sky blue?

Did you have a crush on your school teacher?

Do penguins have knees?

Is the moon hotter than the sun?

Is a father older than his son?

Do you recycle?

Do fish get thirsty?

Is New York City small?

Are you talkative?

Have you ever gone more than 24 hours without eating?

Have you ever tasted a booger?

Have you ever kissed a picture?

Is the Pope catholic?

Do you lick your plate?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Do you enjoy going outside?

Are you messy?

Can you see your nose?

Do you still believe in Santa?

Do you like cursing?