Do you ever talk to yourself?

Have you ever forgotten an anniversary?

Do you watch lots of TV?

Can you wear a tie?

Do they make deer flavored tiger food?

Have you gained weight lately?

Do you eat snails?

Have you ever fallen asleep at school or work?

Is Santa Claus real?

Do you have an imaginary friend?

Is any word spelled wrong in dictionary?

Do you act first, questions later?

Do you have a brother?

Do you mind giving out one million dollars?

Are violins and pianos musical instruments?

Have you ever spent the night sleeping by the toilet?

Does all life have meaning?

Do you sing in the shower?

Have you ever farted in an elevator?

Have you ever won a contest?

Can you run from your problems?