Have you ever farted in an elevator?

Are you messy?

Do you make your bed in the morning?

Do you still believe in Santa?

Would you ever have a pet pig?

Is a screwdriver a tool?

Do you like handsome people?

Have you ever said I love you to your teacher?

Are you a preacher?

Is the Pope catholic?

Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?

Do you ever pick your nose when you think nobody is watching?

Were you dropped from heaven?

Do monkeys even eat people?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you cook?

Can you fry vegetables in a pan?

Do you have a fireplace at home?

Do shoes go over socks?

Do you like to work while listening to music?

Does all life have meaning?