Have you ever won a contest?

Would you invite a clown to dinner?

Do you cry often?

Do you celebrate birthdays?

Do you cry when hurt?

Do you chew soup?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Are you sensitive to other people’s feelings?

Would you kiss a frog?

Have you ever caught your parents having sex?

Are you male?

Do you drink coffee?

Is drilling for oil boring?

Can you be a lawyer?

Is there a wrong thing that sounds right?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Did George Washington own a computer?

Are you selfish?

Do you live in San Francisco?

If you have boiling water, is it hot?

Would you ever have a friend with benefits?