Can pigs walk on two feet?

Can you tie your shoes?

Do you think people can change?

Do you ever talk to your pets?

Have you ever won a contest?

Are you intelligent?

Is the moon hotter than the sun?

Can you speak French?

Do you have a sister?

Can you stay awake all night?

Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?

If violence is not the answer, is it the question?

Can you do laundry?

Have you ever thrown up on an airplane or on a boat?

Can you see your nose?

Would you invite a clown to dinner?

Do fish get thirsty?

Have you ever tasted a booger?

Would you ever have a friend with benefits?

Were you dropped from heaven?

Are you a preacher?