Is a father older than his son?

Can pigs walk on two feet?

Have you ever farted in an elevator?

Are you afraid of the dark?

Are you a smiling machine?

Have you ever spent the night sleeping by the toilet?

Do you cry often?

Does your best friend have long hair?

Do you ever pick your nose when you think nobody is watching?

Can you run from your problems?

Do you chew soup?

Can you cry under water?

Have you ever smoked?

Is a brick heavier than a feather?

Have you ever won a contest?

Is there a wrong thing that sounds right?

Have you ever thrown up on an airplane or on a boat?

Is cereal soup?

Are you female?

Do you cook?

Is a week longer than a month?