Have you gained weight lately?

Can you grow a mustache on your foot?

Have you slept under your bed?

Do you like broccoli?

Do you have nightmares?

Can you cry underwater?

Have you ever cheated on a test?

Are you a preacher?

Do you watch lots of TV?

Have you ever been lost in a city?

Can pigs walk on two feet?

Are you scared about flying on a plane?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Do you act first, questions later?

Have you ever gone more than a year without sex?

Is a week longer than a month?

Do you have many friends?

Do monkeys even eat people?

Do you help fold laundry?

Do you ever pick your nose when you think nobody is watching?

Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas?