Is Santa Claus real?

Do you wash your hands before eating?

Is there a TV in your room?

Are you female?

Is a week longer than a month?

Can you eat lunch for breakfast?

Are apples red fruit?

Do you celebrate birthdays?

Have you peed in the woods?

Are violins and pianos musical instruments?

Is the sky actually blue?

Can you touch your tongue to your nose?

Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?

Do you lie?

Can you speak French?

Do monkeys even eat people?

Do they make deer flavored tiger food?

Do you like pizza?

Have you ever burped in the middle of a kiss?

Were you born in winter?

Is any word spelled wrong in dictionary?