Is Santa Claus real?

Do you sing in the shower?

Do you have a job?

Were you dropped from heaven?

Have you ever spent the night sleeping by the toilet?

Do you lick your plate?

Do you have a favorite color?

Are you a clean person?

Can you cry underwater?

Do you like piña coladas?

Are you comfortable in crowded spaces?

Have you ever cheated on a test?

Can you do laundry?

Do you like borrowing people money?

Would you ever have a friend with benefits?

Do you dance when you’re by yourself?

Is drilling for oil boring?

Do you like school?

Have you gained weight lately?

Do you do yoga?

Do you like dining out?