Ask the Internet

Do you write in a diary?

Does Tuesday always come after Monday?

Is a father older than his son?

Are you a snitch?

Are you a smiling machine?

Is cereal soup?

Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?

Do you believe in past lives?

Is there an annoying color to you?

Have you ever gone more than a year without sex?

Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?

Does ice-cream taste good?

If you broke an egg, can you put it back together?

Do you lick your plate?

Do astronauts work in grocery stores?

Can you stand on one foot?

Do you play in the rain?

Have you ever been in love?

Do you have an enemy?

Do you sing silly songs to your pets?