Are you afraid of robots?

Do you consider yourself funny?

Are violins and pianos musical instruments?

Have you ever had to run from the police?

Do cats climb trees?

Are you a feminist?

Have you ever farted in an elevator?

Are you a thief?

Is God real?

Did George Washington own a computer?

Are you female?

Are you a clean person?

Would you invite a clown to dinner?

Have you ever smoked?

Do you have a brother?

Are airplanes slow?

Have you ever been in a fight?

Have you ever wore your sister’s shoes?

Do you like to work while listening to music?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Can you cry underwater?