Are you male?

Do you chew soup?

Are you male?

Would you invite a clown to dinner?

Is the Pope catholic?

Have you ever passed out in a public place?

Can you read a picture book?

Did George Washington own a computer?

Do you watch lots of TV?

Can you touch your tongue to your nose?

Can you speak French?

Do you like piña coladas?

Is the nose the center of the face?

Is a screwdriver a tool?

Is rain wet?

Can you see Mars from your window?

Have you ever fallen asleep at school or work?

Do you consider yourself a controversial person?

Do you ever pick your nose when you think nobody is watching?

Do you believe in life after death?

Are you lazy?